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HARRY POTTER TELEGRAMS STOP

Because owls are passé.

Name:
Cracktastic Harry Potter Telegrams
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Hello and welcome to hp_telegrams, a community for random crackfic in the form of telegrams between Harry Potter characters.

The idea was originally created by the brilliant (but totally not innocent) amberthefool and further corrupted (the idea, not amberthefool, really) by _typingmonkey_.

Observe creative geniuses at work:

amberthefool to _typingmonkey_:
SOMETHING IN CAPSLOCK THAT WAS REALLY VERY WITTY STOP

_typingmonkey_ to amberthefool:
OMG CAPSLOCKY TELEGRAMS WIN STOP

amberthefool to _typingmonkey_:
I KNOW STOP WE SHOULD START A COMM STOP

_typingmonkey_ to amberthefool:
YAY STOP CAN IT INVOLVE GAY SEX STOP

amberthefool to _typingmonkey_:
UM STOP OKAY STOP WHATEVER STOP

_typingmonkey_ to amberthefool:
YAY STOP WE WIN AT LIFE STOP


(More or less)



The site is still under construction, but we'll get to it eventually. Feel free to join the community, but please be aware that posting access will be restricted. We are easily bribed with shiny things. Or, y'know, funny telegrams. Email posting access requests and/or virgin sacrifices to hp.telegrams@gmail.com

Please note, we WILL NOT be putting spoilers behind cuts. It's been over a month, so hopefully this won't cause any problems.

Much love and toast,
Your mod-things amberthefool & _typingmonkey_

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