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Modly post [Aug. 20th, 2005|04:38 pm]
Cracktastic Harry Potter Telegrams
amberthefool
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Erm, it seems that I forgot to clarify this in the userinfo, but I have done so for future reference:

Friending the community is fine, of course. We'll be very flattered.
Joining the community is also fine. Double the flattery.
However, joining does not mean instant posting access. We will only be giving posting access to those who email us and ask. This is our way of making sure that we only give posting access to those who do actually plan on posting HP Telegrams to the community regularly.

Sorry for any confusion this may have caused. I hope this will have cleared things up for the future :)

And to finish this post with a telegram:

DEAR HOPEFUL MEMBERS STOP IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO TYPE LIKE THIS ON OUR COMMUNITY THEN WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS RELATIVELY SIMPLE STOP SIMPLY SEND US TWO SACRIFICIAL GOATS FROM WHICH I SHALL MAKE CURRY STOP AND A COUPLE OF VIRGINS FOR _typingmonkey_ WHO DOES NOT LIKE CURRY STOP SEND ALL THESE THINGS TO HP STOP TELEGRAMS AT GMAIL STOP COM AND WE WILL ALLOW YOU TO BEGIN POSTING LIKE THIS RIGHT AWAY STOP LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR TELEGRAMS SOON STOP LOVE STOP YOUR MODTHING STOP
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INAPPROPRIATE WAND JOKES STOP [Aug. 18th, 2005|03:37 am]
Cracktastic Harry Potter Telegrams

_typingmonkey_
[Mood |sleepysleepy]

This edition unsurprisingly brought to you by amberthefool, _typingmonkey_, and crack.

On polished wands and condems...Collapse )

On Canaries...Collapse )

On evil laughs, orgies and shiny things...Collapse )

On bisexuality...Collapse )

On H/D, of course, because there has to be some gratuitous H/D in every post...Collapse )

On the only interesting quidditch match in the HP books...Collapse )
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OBLIGITORY FIRST POST STOP [Aug. 18th, 2005|02:47 am]
Cracktastic Harry Potter Telegrams

_typingmonkey_
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[Mood |accomplishedaccomplished]

Hello and welcome to hp_telegrams, a community for random crackfic in the form of telegrams between Harry Potter characters.

The idea was originally created by the brilliant (but totally not innocent) amberthefool and further corrupted (the idea, not amberthefool, really) by _typingmonkey_.

Observe creative geniuses at work:

amberthefool to _typingmonkey_:
SOMETHING IN CAPSLOCK THAT WAS REALLY VERY WITTY STOP

_typingmonkey_ to amberthefool:
OMG CAPSLOCKY TELEGRAMS WIN STOP

amberthefool to _typingmonkey_:
I KNOW STOP WE SHOULD START A COMM STOP

_typingmonkey_ to amberthefool:
YAY STOP CAN IT INVOLVE GAY SEX STOP

amberthefool to _typingmonkey_:
UM STOP OKAY STOP WHATEVER STOP

_typingmonkey_ to amberthefool:
YAY STOP WE WIN AT LIFE STOP


(More or less)



The site is still under construction, but we'll get to it eventually. Membership is currently restricted, but we are easily bribed with shiny things. Or, y'know, funny telegrams. Email membership requests and/or virgin sacrifices to hp.telegrams@gmail.com



Much love and toast,
Your mod-things amberthefool & _typingmonkey_

ETA: Please note, we WILL NOT be putting spoilers behind cuts. It's been over a month, so hopefully this won't cause any problems.
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